Smutty historical or supernatural romance novels, mainly, haha.

Yes...it's been AGES - I'm so sorry, I've been kinda dead. My internet went kaput, and came back, and went again...it's just been a mess. Anyway - Hi!

*glances at user name* Is this a trick question?

No, the one true question is...Pirates or Vampires?

Now THAT my friends, is a mystery!

"Will ya marry me? Come on, you know you want to, love. Though if you want kids we'll have to get it on the first try, my pistol only has one shot."
- some drunk guy in a chatroom